Showing posts with label cheese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheese. Show all posts

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Bits and pieces

Happy April Fool's Day, everyone! No, just kidding, you all suck.

Google Analytics is a beautiful thing. For people who actually make money off their sites from advertising, it provides them with a breakdown of who's clicking what, and when. For the rest of us, it provides lots of interesting facts about our readership. For instance:

  • This week we had our first Japanese visitor, from Shimbashi chou, which I seem to recall is a district in Tokyo
  • Thanks to my obnoxious knocking of a much more famous blogger, our traffic this week was about six times higher than average.
  • On five occasions, someone (almost certainly Alice) couldn't remember the URL for this blog, so had to google 'Salmon Conversations" to get here
  • The only other visitor who's come from a search engine searched for "Gadens lawyers" + "billing targets". Hmm.


In other news, the graph in my Journal of Jog has gone from a dot to a line. Also, today I was doing some cheese work, and I was so bored, my brain started to rebel by creating awful jokes. For instance:

Q: What did the Mozzarella say when the Edam told a bad joke?

A: 'That's not very Gouda'.


Until next week, I'm Monica Attard. Goodnight.