Right!
A friend of mine sent me this, and it's quite simple - you read through the list of offences that will be in the first comment to this post (just so it doesn't take over the front page), and then add up the fines that you receive (only one fine for each offence). Then post what you got in the form of "My fine is $....". You don't have to say which fines you got, just your overall amount.
Maximum fine is $1,110.60
My fine is $180.50
You can also send this out as an email to your friends...
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So here are the offences and the fines...
- Smoked pot -- $10
- Did acid -- $5
- Ever had sex at church -- $25
- Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
- Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
- Had sex for money -- $100
- Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20
- Vandalized something -- $20
- Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
- Beat up someone -- $20
- Been jumped -- $10
- Crossed dressed -- $10
- Given money to a stripper -- $25
- Been in love with a stripper -- $20
- Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
- Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
- Ever drive drunk -- $20
- Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
- Used toys while having sex -- $30
- Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
- Went skinny dipping -- $5
- Had sex in a pool -- $20
- Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
- Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
- Cheated on your significant other -- $10
- Masturbated -- $10
- Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
- Done oral -- $5
- Got oral -- $5
- Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
- Stole something -- $10
- Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
- Made a nasty home video --$15
- Had a threesome -- $50
- Had sex in the wild -- $20
- Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
- Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
- Had sex with someone 10 years older than you -- $20
- Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
- Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
- Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
- Went streaking -- $5
- Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
- Been arrested -- $5
- Spent time in jail -- $15
- Peed in the pool -- $0.50 <-- (if you don't add this in, you're lying)
- Played spin the bottle -- $5
- Done something you regret -- $20
- Had sex with your best friend -- $20
- Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
- Had anal sex -- $80
- Lied to your mate -- $5
- Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine is $255.60
Why do we get a fine for someone from a different race? I get myspace, cause it's full of emos, but that's just silly
Go on George, post your fine.
I know what it is. Don't make me be the one to do it. :oP
$260.60
uh.... $425.60...
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